Friday, October 21, 2005
A Groaner from Rich
Rich came up with this yesterday. Understand that my husband is quite the punster. Enjoy!
Three new bolts of silk were sitting on a rack together discussing their futures.
The first bolt said that it wanted to go to Tokyo and become a soft, silk kimono.
The other two bolts agreed that this would be a fine thing to become.
The second bolt said that it wanted to go to New York and become a suit for a high powered executive.
The other two bolts thought this, too, was an admirable goal.
The third bolt of silk said, "I want to go to India!"
The other two responded, "You'll be sari!"
RJM
Three new bolts of silk were sitting on a rack together discussing their futures.
The first bolt said that it wanted to go to Tokyo and become a soft, silk kimono.
The other two bolts agreed that this would be a fine thing to become.
The second bolt said that it wanted to go to New York and become a suit for a high powered executive.
The other two bolts thought this, too, was an admirable goal.
The third bolt of silk said, "I want to go to India!"
The other two responded, "You'll be sari!"
RJM
Labels: Humor, Randomizer
